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Slice 149 of 365

Today’s post is inspired by an episode of How I Met Your Mother. Marshall created a new game where he told the gang stories about himself and they had to decide if he was young or drunk.

I’m not really a drinker so I’m going to list 10 things I’ve done, maybe, and you have to decide if they’re true or not as opposed to drunk or young.

1. I applied for seminary school my senior year of high school.

2. I auditioned for Woody Allen.

3. My great grandfather lost his fortune in the crash of ’29 and committed suicide.

4. I have done an off, off, Broadway show.

5. I stole a car.

6. I was married for three months when I was 18.

7. I worked for an undertaker.

8. I worked on four pornos.

9. I was shot.

10. I can juggle.

One point for a correct answer, bonus points (discretionary) if you can add details or were involved in the incident.

The fake ones were more fun than the real ones.

Answers and details to those who ask.

Until tomorrow…